amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

(via idonotlikethatsam-i-am)

heartnialler:

do you ever ship yourself with a famous person so much that you start to believe you’re dating

or is that just me

(Source: beyonces, via finnemoron)

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

(Source: oceanicforest, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

(via dggeoff)